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A Month After Its Release, We Grapple with TPAB’s Place

Illmatic or It Was Written? Ready to Die or Life After Death? Slim Shady LP or Marshall Mathers LP? Food & Liquor or The Cool? good kid, m.A.A.d city or To Pimp a Butterfly?

The prophecy has been foretold, and foretold, and foretold. The savior, who drops two classics, then disappoints us, and if he’s truly the savior, makes up for it in the long run (see: Nas). But I’m not going to postulate about the future for Kendrick, instead lets appreciate what this particular prodigy has done. When I first heard To Pimp a Butterfly I was positive it was better than GKMC. This was what I had been waiting for, where parts of GKMC left me yearning for just a little more, I now felt satisfied.

TPAB is not an album you can taste in one sip, or even one glass. It requires intensive, diligent and repeated consumption. You will change your mind again, and again, and again, about elements of it. Second albums by the prodigious rap star are always sprawling attempts to recapture the spirit of the first, while proving that they can do even better. They usually lash out at a force bigger than themselves and puff out their chest at anyone trying to tell them anything. This is where Kendrick separates himself. Where most have taken this moment to give the world an angst-y middle finger and stomp up their gorgeous marble spiral staircase and slam their heavy double doors, Kendrick only blames himself. With armor-piercing self-awareness, he blames himself for even the possibility that fame and wealth has changed him, for even the potential for him to be corrupted. It’s a bleak but cautionary parable from a future self, sent to forewarn of the self-loathing guilt that will await him should he betray Compton. Don’t play the victim, be responsible for “U” he infers; this is a common theme throughout.

After a year full of #BlackLivesMatter and #ICantBreath you’d think Kendrick would aim some, if not most, of his fire-breathing passion at institutional racism on his 16 track, hour-plus slam poetry funk record. But somehow he didn’t. It’s perplexing at best, and irresponsible at worst. Okay, to be fair there is “The Blacker the Berry”. But it’s hard to tell how much of that anger is aimed at himself, and how much is at the system that “hates him” when he begins and ends the song with calling himself a hypocrite. His stream-of-consciousness flow wrestles with issues of black self-love and hypocrisy throughout the album. Symbolically, on “i” he addresses the importance self-esteem, and then when the dramatized live crowd causes a ruckus he lectures them about the word “nigga”. It’s clumsy, but it’s also about perspective. About when you’re in the heat of the moment, step back and see the bigger picture. Where GKMC weaved its way through the nooks and crannies of the city, TPAB weaves through the psyche of young Kendrick like a parasitic epiphany; an epiphany that is heavily centered on Black unity and cultural appreciation.

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Bored with usual spring break destinations, 8 trust fund kids are going to the moon this break

“Yeah, once you go to Turk and Caicos for the fifth time it kind of loses its luster you know? So this year we decided to switch it up and go to the moon” Says Tyler Chadberg of Merrick, New York.

Tyler and seven of his closest bros have rented a space shuttle to go to the moon. The group of American Flag tank top, and pastel short wearing trustifarians left early last Saturday for their trip. “It’s kind of dark out here but the zero gravity is a better floaty feeling than the molly we scored last Spring Break so we are pumped about that” said Kyle Witherton late Tuesday evening.

The shuttle which has been deemed “The Space Boner” by the squad will land on the moon later tonight. The shuttle is also equipt with a selfie stick to get the maximum amount of shots of the squad doing Coors Light keg stands. It isn’t all flat brims and rainbows though. “Shawn forgot to bring his foam machine AND backup batteries for the ihome, we are tough, we will find a way to make it through” said Tyler.

The Space Boner is due back to Earth Sunday evening so they can all be back for class on Monday.

Artist Profile: Kevin Burzynski

Kevin Burzynski is a Brooklyn based artist who specializes in photography, film, and collages. The following photos are part of his series “two”. Following the piece is an interview of Kevin Burzynski conducted by “Melt” correspondent Cory Loomis. Check out his website http://www.kevin-burzynski.com

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Oranges, Vending Machine
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Shark Tank, The Bahamas
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Palm Trees, Miami Beach
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Chairs in the Delano Hotel Pool, Miami Beach

KB: I’m ready Dr. Loomis

CL: Okay, to be completely true to the piece, I will start it by asking two questions.

Last I knew you were living in Brooklyn, are you still living there?

and what brought you out that way?

KB: I’m still out here. I moved here to work in the tv and film industry right after college. Still doing it up. It was easier to move to than LA.

CL: Do you believe there are “high” forms of art and “low” forms of art? Or are all mediums equal?

KB: Well there’s definitely “low brow” and “high brow” art, but a lot of times the low bro stuff is much better and creates a bigger impact, but it’s hard to rule if one piece is better than the other, I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

CL: Yeah a lot of collage artists seem to go for shock value where you take a more minimalist approach which I find refreshing. Do you consciously take a more minimalist approach to avoid being considered low-brow?

KB: Thanks! Is my stuff minimalist? I guess I take a minimalist approach in a way, but definitely not to be considered high brow or to avoid being low brow. I think a lot of my pieces are simple/minimal in a way because I’m trying to portray an idea, adding a million different cutouts is going to look cheesy; it looks like vomit to me. I don’t really want it to look like something people are gonna look at on acid in their dorm room. I like everything to be well-calculated and thought out beforehand. I usually think about a collage for a couple months before I actually start making it. And then the actual process of making it only takes a few hours usually.

CL: That’s a pretty high brow approach. Collages to me kind of fall under the “pop art” umbrella. What do you think about artists who use celebrities as subjects in their pieces?

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Is Chattanooga The South’s Silicon Valley?

As I sit inside a café built into a once abandoned warehouse perusing a craft beer menu, I have to remind myself that I’m south of the Mason-Dixon. The warehouse district in Chattanooga, Tennessee, known as Warehouse Row, is filled with modern cafés, Pilates and yoga studios, and artisanal boutiques. It’s something you might not expect to come from a small city bordering deep red states Alabama and Georgia.

The bartender sets my draft on a refrigerated strip of bar top, a neat little innovation. The menu is full of southern comfort food, biscuits, mac ‘n’ cheese, and fried chicken; but it’s the ‘goat cheese’ grits that have caught my attention. Long story short, delicious; and it all adds up to this curious juxtaposition of slightly snobby southern comfort.

That weekend I spent in Chattanooga a comic-con, known as Chatta-con was being held in the convention center downtown. After indulging in some people-watching in the lobby of my hotel, I met a photographer who told me the best way to get around downtown is the “free electric shuttle system.” What is this the Google campus? The shuttles, which look just like your everyday city bus, run on electricity and use easy-to-replace battery packs. In addition, some “smart buses” offer free wifi. Oh, and it’s FREE to ride.

Now, I’m just a good ole northern boy and this kind of techno-stuff can leave me a tad befuddled. So when the FCC passed its net neutrality bill last week, we decided to take a closer look.

Chattanooga, Tennessee is faster than you. For less than $70 a month, consumers enjoy an ultrahigh-speed fiber-optic connection that transfers data as instant pulses of light rather than signals over a metal cable. These fiber-optic cables send data at one gigabit per second. That is 50 times the average speed for homes in the rest of the country.

Wow this is great, which private corporation made this possible? Don’t tell me, don’t tell me…..Enron is making a comeback?! No, actually it’s Chattanooga itself. The City of Chattanooga owns a public utility company, Electric Power Board (EPB). Only about 2,000 cities in the U.S. have community owned electric utilities, and only a handful of those include public internet as a utility. Chattanooga is the first to install a fiber-optic network for its public internet services. This began when they received an $111 million federal stimulus grant, which gave them the ability to expedite construction of a fiber-optic network.

YOU MEAN OBAMA HAS MADE MY BELOVED TENNESSEE SOCIALIST???

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Ships in the Night

Hibachi

The number of people on earth greatly out number the places to visit. It is not strange to think that we have been in multiple places with the same people and not recognize them.

The tour group of prospective students proceeded along the University’s side walk.

“This building on our left is Clet Hall.” The junior tour guide announced. “This is where all of the chemistry majors play scientist.”

In the middle of the group was Derek. Next to Derek was his mother who’s nose was buried in a catalog for the college.

“It’s nice to walk around in a t-shirt in October. The tree’s are so beautiful up here.” Derek said to his mother.

“Did you see this Derek? They have a hibachi grill down in the cafeteria. You love Chinese food.”

“Are you serious?”

In the front of the group were Maggie and her mother. Maggie’s mother could stop asking pertinent questions to the tour guide, such as the library hours, campus police routes, and healthiest snack machines on campus. The tour guide stared slack jawed and continued on with the tour.

“Get familiar with Clet Hall honey. Your Nobel Prize research will be conducted there.”

“Mother, please.” Maggie could feel the other parent’s cold stare. Her mothers goading about her always made Maggie feel uncomfortable. “All I can do is my best, mother.”

“…And your best will no doubt lead to a Nobel Prize. Right? Right?”

“Yes, mother.” Maggie sighed.

“Excuse me,” A mother of another tour guide child tapped Maggie’s mother on the shoulder, “Maybe you should get through the tour before you write her Nobel Prize acceptance speech. We are trying to listen to Theodore.”

Maggie’s mother slowly turned around. She examined the bold mother and her son.

“Physical Education Major? The Community College is across town.” The other mother gasped and Maggie’s mother enjoyed her victory.

“Who is Theodore?” She asked Maggie, who pointed up to the tour guide.

“Does anybody have any other questions?” Theodore asked, refusing to make eye contact with Maggie’s mother. “Yes, boy in the blue stripped shirt.”

“Yes, the catalog mentions that there is a hibachi grill on campus. What days are it open?” Derek asked.

“Unfortunately, due to a fire hazard from last semester and the deportation of Chef Ne Foo, the hibachi grill will be closed until the spring semester. Alright, let’s check out the boys and girls dorms, which are not co-ed.”

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Too York?

Why the Southern Tier of New York wants to secede Pennsylvania

Wow, this part of New York looks like Pennsylvania. Wow, this part of New York may become Pennsylvania. Not really. But, the idea is out there. Fifteen towns in the Southern tier of New York announced that they would consider seceding from the Empire State to join their more conservative and depressed citizens of Pennsylvania. I am from Upstate New York and yes, I am sick of meeting people from other states and being asked “how many other families lived in my apartment growing up” or “how many times I have been mugged” but secession would be very foolish for these communities.

There is no question about it Upstate New Yorkers and Downstate New Yorkers are different. They are different culturally, ideologically, and financially. Upstate still holds onto late 19th century neo-liberal ideology of private institutions such as the family, and church to govern and administer community issues. Downstate takes a more modern utilitarian systems approach to solving problems. The city has made a huge comeback since the 1970’s. Upstate continues to struggle, even though Buffalo is on a serious rebound. There is also a representative issue. Most NYS legislators are from Downstate districts.

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Upstate feels ripped off. First the city uses us for the Erie Canal then hangs us out to dry. Now they won’t let us poison our water with hydro-fracking OR poison our communities with casinos. On top of all that I have to pay ridiculously high taxes that are probably going to welfare recipients Downstate who are too lazy to work and are just cheating the system. Right.

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The Conclusion of Parks and Recreation Marks the End of an Empire

Once upon a time, NBC had a comedy lineup that looked a little something like this: Community, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation. That’s a murderer’s row of sitcoms that were consistently brilliant. Each one of these shows will end up in the comedy museum of all-time greats. They will influence an entire generation of fans and writers. Mission accomplished? Not for NBC. Since the ratings behemoth Friends went off the air in 2004, NBC has tried and failed to recreate the magic of Jennifer Anniston gallivanting in Manhattan. Instead, they accidentally green-lit a handful of low-rated, critically acclaimed gems with incredibly loyal fan bases. Each show made money, but not enough to satisfy NBC, the network that once ruled the world. Tomorrow night, Parks and Recreation will air its series finale, and the NBC comedy empire will come to an end.

NBC’s dedication to create a comedy “hit” has resulted in a long line of one-season blunders. Rather than try and build something that would at the very least command some respect, NBC aimed low (“Not low enough,” Chuck Lorre said, laughing atop his pile of money.) The premises for these shows are abysmal. It’s confounding that anyone thought it would make a good television show. To name a few, in alphabetical order: 1600 Penn (“What if a dysfunctional family…” a young, hopeful writer said. “Lived in the White House?”), Animal Practice (“It’s like Scrubs, but with a monkey!”), Bad Judge (“What if there was a hard partying, tough-as-nails judge…that was a GIRL?!”), Free Agents (“What if two PR executives divorce something something Hank Azaria?”). You get the idea.

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Look, networks fuck up all the time. They order terrible pilots to series. It’s been this way for a very long time. But NBC’s dedication to consistent failure has a lot to do with their quest for ratings – their desire to create a “hit” on the scale of The Big Bang Theory, or perhaps make it 1997 again through science or magic [1]. But in the fractured landscape of television viewing, hits are becoming increasingly rare. It’s become impossible to predict [2] what will become a ratings giant. The best you can hope for is a lineup that NBC had; the one seen above. The low rated[3] misfit shows breaking the mold for what single-camera comedy could be after Arrested Development set sail.

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A Music and Text Analysis of Franz Schubert’s Winterreise

Franz Schubert’s vocal cycle Winterreise, tells the story of a man who has embarked on a long winters journey. All twenty-four pieces in the song cycle share similar themes, metaphors, and central conflicts. Two pieces in particular are Rast (Rest) and Einsamkeit (Solitude). The narrator is weak, torn, and mentally unstable for his travels. He longs for true love, but winter’s sorrow has taken its toll. Therefore, these two works are related to one another through the analysis of text, key signature, and central metaphor.

Rast is the tenth song in Winterreise and is in strophic form. The piece is set in the key of D minor and the A section consists of two similar phrases. The a phrase concludes with a perfect authentic cadence (m.10) and is followed by the a which changes tonality with a perfect authentic cadence in the key of F major (m.15). These two phrases share a special relationship with the text. The cadence that occurs in both of these phrases occurs on a word that depicts struggle and travel. The a phrase ends on “Da ich zur Ruh mich lege” (as I to the sleep myself lie down) and the a phase ends on “Auf unwirtbarem Wege” (on inhospitable paths). The a phrase cadence depicts how slowed down, worn out, and frazzled the narrator is from his travel. A’ talks of how his travels prevent him from sleeping. His thoughts of longing for true love keep him unsettled during his time of rest. The use of F major puts much weight on his feelings of sorrow and loneliness. The B section consists of six small phrases. The a phrase ends with a perfect authentic cadence in G major (m.18), the b phrase ends with a perfect authentic cadence in F major (m.20), the c phrase ends on a half cadence in the tonic key of D minor (m.22), the d phrase has a perfect authentic cadence (m.25), the cphrase has a half cadence (m.28), and the dphrase concludes with a perfect authentic cadence (m.31). The A and B section return and follow the same phrase structure.

Shubert uses an example of an unsung voice in the phrase “doch meine Glieder ruhn nicht aus, So brennen ihre Wunden” (yet my limbs rest not so burn their bruises) (m.42-45). The vocal melody and the piano are playing a very calm and melodic passage. The text gives off the impression that the narrator is not content with his aching body, ultimately giving into his sorrow. The narrator lacks motivation to go on and has given up. Schubert also uses an example of word painting by using contrasting phrases and dynamics. The phrase “Fühlst in der Still’ erst deunen Wurm/Mit heissen Stich sich regent” (feel in its stillness the serpent stir with its hot sting!) demonstrates this. The first half of the phrase (m.57-58) talks of how the narrator is able to feel a serpent on his body. The music during this is calm and peaceful. When the narrator feels the hot sting of the serpent, the music becomes more intense. This dramatic effect puts an emphasis on the narrators overall emotional well being. The narrator seems to have a lot doubt surrounding his own strength. He does not put up a very strong fight to change his situation, rather just accepts his loneliness and despair.  Continue reading A Music and Text Analysis of Franz Schubert’s Winterreise

The Belated, But Pre-Oscars, Top 10 Films of 2014

1. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Birdman opens with a levitating cross-legged Riggan Thompson (Michael Keaton) being heckled by the Luciferian voice of his former role as Birdman. Throughout the film, Birdman revisits Riggan, stroking his ego and egging him on to return to his superhero form. “You tower over these theater douchebags. You’re a movie star… You are a god.” All the while Riggan is determined to validate himself as an actor—as an artist—with his Broadway production, an adaptation of Raymond Carver’s What We Talk About When We Talk About Love. Riggan is not only the star of the production but also the director and the writer.

When a stage light falls on the key supporting actor’s head, Riggan is forced to re-cast. He rattles off a list of Hollywood stars to his agent Jake (Zach Galifianakis); Jeremy Renner? He’s an Avenger. Fassbender? Doing X-Men. Each proposed substitute is involved in the same buttered-popcorn-franchise-blockbusters that cast a shadow on Riggan’s life. That’s when revered thespian Mike Shiner, played ferociously by Edward Norton, appears. If Birdman is the preacher of fame and worship, Shiner is the pope of artistic integrity. Shiner is a method actor who drinks real gin during a dinner scene, and attempts to have actual sex with Lesley (Naomi Watts) during a bedroom scene, all in front of a live audience. Emblematically, without an audience Shiner is impotent. All the world’s a stage, right?

The war between reality and fantasy has been waged. Alone, Riggan performs feats of levitation and telekinesis. Sending lamps and shelves crashing with a flick of his wrist, soaring through the New York cityscape, and even blowing up a car as he walks by. Birdman is a surrealist painting begging you to believe it’s real. And you may give in. Director Alejandro González Iñárritu leaves conflicting clues whether Riggan really possesses superpowers and what is really real. Conspicuous shots of fiery objects streaking through the atmosphere, the film’s score physically manifesting itself, and powers becoming moot once a peer enters the room. It’s a profoundly funny bending of meta-reality, but it’s also subtle when it needs to be. The concept is kept at bay, playing a supporting role to Riggan’s struggle with redemption and relevancy in both the art and the family he fell in love with. He struggles to mend familial relationships between his ex-wife Sylvia (Amy Ryan) and his fresh-out-of-rehab daughter Sam (who is also his assistant, played fearlessly by Emma Stone) that his former Hollywood ego left bruised and neglected. With Birdman Iñárritu manages to grasp at tangible themes like self-acceptance and relevancy and turn them into a lucid, trippy tour-de-force. This is hard to imagine coming from a director known for exhausting non-linear opacity and bleak meditations. Not to mention, it’s so god damn funny! Where has this guy been?! At one point alter ego Birdman taunts, “People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.” You get it.

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