“Yeah, once you go to Turk and Caicos for the fifth time it kind of loses its luster you know? So this year we decided to switch it up and go to the moon” Says Tyler Chadberg of Merrick, New York.

Tyler and seven of his closest bros have rented a space shuttle to go to the moon. The group of American Flag tank top, and pastel short wearing trustifarians left early last Saturday for their trip. “It’s kind of dark out here but the zero gravity is a better floaty feeling than the molly we scored last Spring Break so we are pumped about that” said Kyle Witherton late Tuesday evening.

The shuttle which has been deemed “The Space Boner” by the squad will land on the moon later tonight. The shuttle is also equipt with a selfie stick to get the maximum amount of shots of the squad doing Coors Light keg stands. It isn’t all flat brims and rainbows though. “Shawn forgot to bring his foam machine AND backup batteries for the ihome, we are tough, we will find a way to make it through” said Tyler.

The Space Boner is due back to Earth Sunday evening so they can all be back for class on Monday.